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hawkwind
Lulu's little helper
Joined: 24 Feb 2006
Posts: 4672
Karma: +6 (8)
Location: Lincoln
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Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:10 pm |
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hahhahaha you couldn't resist could you?! You have been warned!!
What is a Yankee?The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag.
Why is divorce so expensive?Because it's worth it.
What do you call a smart blonde?A golden retriever.
What do lawyers use for birth control? Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?20 kgs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.
What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in year 9.
Who has the biggest boobs?The blonde, because she's 18.
What's the difference between a porcupine and a police car? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?'Are you sure it's mine?'
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes.
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
What's the difference between an Australian zoo and an English zoo?An Australian zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... 'a recipe..'
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... word?Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern USA fairytale and a southern USA fairytale?A Northern fairytale begins 'Once upon a time...'
A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shiit...'
Why is there no Disneyland in China ?No one's tall enough to go on the good rides. |
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" lulu's nutter!"
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lushlulu
Lady in charge
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 4712
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Thu Mar 06, 2008 11:24 pm |
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loool
My faves, these r so true
What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?Because those men already have boyfriends. |
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fanciefella
this is my home now
Joined: 19 Jun 2007
Posts: 588
Karma: 0 (0)
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 2:39 pm |
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 It's difficult to think of anyone you haven't made an enemy of here Hawkie 
Loved the year 9 one |
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hawkwind
Lulu's little helper
Joined: 24 Feb 2006
Posts: 4672
Karma: +6 (8)
Location: Lincoln
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 4:12 pm |
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lol glad you liked!  |
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Lisa Louise
this is my home now
Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 1175
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Location: Essex / London
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Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:17 pm |
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| fanciefella wrote: | It's difficult to think of anyone you haven't made an enemy of here Hawkie
Loved the year 9 one |
My fave too
All very funny though, take it with a pinch of salt |
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